Saturday, September 19, 2009

Mormon Telemarketer.

Today was interesting. I received a phone call from a Mormon missionary. Apparently they have made the leap from door to door sales into telemarketing. When the conversation started out he basically said "I'm from the Mormon church, please join my cult" Or that was the message I got from him. I had nothing better to do, so I played along to see how long I could keep him on the phone. I lasted around 30 minutes. An atheist pretending to be a Christian that is thinking about becoming a Mormon is priceless. The best part was when he said "if you pray hard enough you will believe, it is just a faith thing". Basically if you tell yourself something enough, you will believe it, some people call it praying, others call it brainwashing.

3 comments:

  1. I love it when the Jehovahs come knocking on my door!

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  2. Yall will be lashed

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  3. Should have asked how magnets work.

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