The Perfect Christian World

In the perfect Christian-world a time-machine would exist, they would be able to turn back the hands of time. Naturally, they would travel backwards in time, back to the time when that dumba** Eve listened to that snake. Not to digress, but if a snake ever talks to you, never listen to it, it was so obvious it was up to no good. In a perfect world, Eve would have known better, she would have known that the snake had it out for her. If Eve never would have eaten the fruit, then Jesus would have never needed to 'die for our sins'. This of course would mean that there would no longer be Christians (perfect world for atheists to?), but instead we would have a world covered with naked people (fruit gave Eve the 'wisdom' that nudity was embarrassing). This of course would be a much better world for the Christians. I'm sure catholic priests for some "unknown" reason would find much more time for children-related activities for the church to partake in. This has its downside however, it would become much harder (no pun intended) for men to not 'lust' after other women, which Jesus refers to as being adultery (Catholic priests are perfect men in a perfect Christian-world). But this doesn't remove the fact that Christians believe that it is a sin to be aware of the embarrassment of nudity, yet they get so offended when some girls show a-little skin. If being aware of your nudity is such a great sin (one worthy of human-sacrifice and thousands of years of guilt), then porn-stars are the most pure souls in the universe. Porn stars for some reason do not feel ashamed to be nude, it is what God wanted, it is what the devil made sure the screw up. Think about this next time Christians, when you trash-talk the porn industry.