Pope Falls Asleep During Mass

Someone needs to give the Pope some Red Bull before a mass. Maybe he is just tired from not being unable to sleep with himself for allowing those countless children to be abused for all those years. What am I saying, I'm sure he sleeps just fine (anyone with a soul would have trouble of course). It's weird, I've seen many men his age running marathons and sh*t, what is the difference between them?... Oh, never mind (celibacy must be a bitch).