"No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the Lord's people. " -Deuteronomy 23:1 GNB
So I was skimming through my bible today and found this gem.
So why does God value male-genitalia so much?
Why does he want all of his male "followers" to have them?
Is heaven a trap?
Do Catholic priests know something we don't?
Yeah, I know, I'm just being a dick (no pun intended). But it can't be denied that this verse is strange—even for the book of Deuteronomy—and I thought I would share it. If you are a Christian-male without a penis/testicles, perhaps you should hedge your bets with another god. Find one that doesn't just want you for your junk.
So I was skimming through my bible today and found this gem.
So why does God value male-genitalia so much?
Why does he want all of his male "followers" to have them?
Is heaven a trap?
Do Catholic priests know something we don't?
Yeah, I know, I'm just being a dick (no pun intended). But it can't be denied that this verse is strange—even for the book of Deuteronomy—and I thought I would share it. If you are a Christian-male without a penis/testicles, perhaps you should hedge your bets with another god. Find one that doesn't just want you for your junk.
That is because you don't know the implications back then. See not only they, but our society use to mandate circumcision. Circumcision is the removal of excess foreskin. A child wouldn't know how to properly clean their foreskin and thus get alot of problems if they didn't clean their dick properly. So the truth be told God wasn't saying he loves penises you shmuck. He was teaching his people proper hygiene.
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