Kids Should Be Spanked More (or shocked?)

Now, I'm not saying that kids should be beaten to a pulp from forgetting to take the garbage out. Punishment should be feared by children, and spanking is a great form of punishment. Kids need to learn to obey authority, if they are not, they will be in for a rough life when they do end up leaving their mothers basements. I see it like this, if kids are not taught how to obey rules when they are young, they will be much less likely to obey rules when they are adults. As said previously, I am not condoning child abuse. However, the strategy of "talking things out" is not as great as we would like to think. Talking all by itself makes many things a debate between child and adult, and this here destroys the hierarchical authority that the parents should posses over their child. Children are not afraid of words that are backed by nothing more than more words. Not using spanking is like not backing a currency with precious metals. As time passes, people view a unit of currency as having less and less value over time, this is due to a lowering of appreciation for that said unit. The same is the case for discipline, 90% of the time talking to the child is a good putting them back in line—however if the words are not backed up by a real, tangible punishment, they have very little power. Pain is a good thing, it is our greatest teacher in life, and it is a great tool to teach boundaries.

Another idea for punishment—if spanking is viewed as excessively violent (even though it really isn't)—would be to use a tool that produces a light shock equaling the pain of a well-balanced slap on the buttocks. I believe that kid shockers should be used not only by parents, but as a form of discipline in schools as well. I say, instead of wasting an hour in detention, a good shock or two with the proper voltage will make any kid think twice before skipping class only to get an extra study hall at the end of the day.

I know people are not going to agree with me at all on this issue. Keep in mind that it is the job of society to keep its citizens in line, and pain is the natural teacher of boundaries. I also think shocking should be used to teach pets proper behavior as well. Remember, pain is the greatest teacher we have, let's use it! :)

1 Year Has Passed

September 19, 2009 was the first blog post that I made. It has been a lot of fun. I hope to continue this fun ride for many years to come. :)

Extreme Feats Of Testicular Fortitude!

(caution - viewing may cause reoccurring nightmares involving penis injury)


Disclaimer: This website claims no responsibility for the actions of its readers.


This must be some secret Asian penis-enlarging technique. They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but should Asian men really be THAT desperate? For all of you guys out there that wish to show off in this way I say go for it. Even though evolution disproves of such behavior, at least you will have found out just the amount of weight it takes before your Johnson decides to split ways.

If you do really want to try this, I suggest you do everyone a favor and start off with lighter weights ..say 500 pounds...and work your way up from there. But remember, this website claims no responsibility for the actions of its readers. Have fun :)

Using Koran Toilet Paper = Hate Speech?

(Disclaimer — this website does not support the use of the Koran as ass-tissues)



I found this video on the internets. I wonder if using a Koran as toilet paper is considered to be hate-speech? I'm not claiming to support or not support the use of Korans as toilet paper, but it is undeniable that many people are using the Muslim holy-book as such. Are the people that prefer the durable-Koran-toilet-paper, bigots?

Hypothetically, let's say that I was very poor. I ran into this Muslim was giving away free Korans (not literally). I needed to release my bowels, but was unable to afford toilet paper. Would it be bigoted for me to wipe away the remains of my fudge-dragon on Koran pages? Considering that the paper itself is not viewed as holy by the Muslims—not even the words can be considered holy—otherwise that would be a form of idolatry (it would be the worshiping paper/Muhammad's word and not Allah himself). In other words, to show love and adoration towards a book is to worship it, so obviously no Muslims would do such a thing...right guys?

German Brother And Sister Practice Incest

Hitler must be turning in his grave. Anyways, that greasy lawyer said that "incest is not socially harmful". If incest is not considered to be 'socially harmful' than what is? We have moral predispositions for a reason. Regardless, the lawyer (to no surprise) is full of shit—the fact that so many children of incestuous parents have disabilities shows that it does harm society. Depending on how the child is disabled, society may have to shell out a lot of money in order to keep its less-productive/unproductive life going. 99.9% (obviously less in the southern states) view incest as grotesque. This shows that it is hardwired into our minds that incest is a no-no because of the damage caused to the genes when two people that closely related reproduce. This is the same hard-wiring that makes us dislike murderers and rapists (people that harm human survival as a social species).

I'm going to take the controversial stance and oppose incestual relationships! Who's with me?

Evidence That Jesus Was A Mushroom?

So was Jesus a shroom? Did Christianity just become a much more fascinating religion? It would be funny if Christians took a shroom instead of a cracker and wine. That would surely get more people into church. Legalizing mushrooms for religious purposes in church would surely "convert" many atheists. Sarcasm aside, if Jesus wasn't a mushroom, than the writers were certainly eating them when they came up with their nonsense.

Not All Babies Are Cute: Incest (viewer discretion advised)

(caution — video is disturbing, and no dead baby jokes in the comments either)


Apparently the parents of this baby were related (I'm assuming brother and sister...but perhaps even first cousins). That is according to the video description at least. Anyways it is cases like this which make me rethink my pro-life position. I think that it is a crime against humanity to allow this baby to have been born in such a state. While many will disagree with that, you must look at it from the babies point of view, understanding the amount of physical and psychological suffering that will be endured. It is torture to have allowed it to live.