Evidence That Jesus Was A Mushroom?

So was Jesus a shroom? Did Christianity just become a much more fascinating religion? It would be funny if Christians took a shroom instead of a cracker and wine. That would surely get more people into church. Legalizing mushrooms for religious purposes in church would surely "convert" many atheists. Sarcasm aside, if Jesus wasn't a mushroom, than the writers were certainly eating them when they came up with their nonsense.