Ted Haggard on Larry King Live To Talk About Sex Scandal

He says he is a straight guy with "complications". But anyone with gay-dar knows he's lying. The real 'complication' is that he believes that he will go to Hell if he has butt-sex with men. He is afraid to be gay, he is afraid to be himself. He is obviously psychologically messed up. You would never want to run into him in a dark-ally; you would wake up with a stretched out anus and back covered in aids-infested-baby-batter. I hope that image doesn't cause any of you out there to have nightmares. I apologize if it does :(