Muslim Football Player can't drink water during practice!?

Ahmed Elshaer is his name, and apparently the reason he can't drink water is because of Ramadan. In other words, Ahmed doesn't want to risk losing his 72 virgins over a little dehydration—what a champ. The football team probably should have a doctor on standby. Here is the source of the story <click me>

This is why I believe more people should be atheists. Atheists don't have to torture themselves to make a "loving god" happy. Atheists can drink all the water they want. In fact, I'm going to grab a nice cold glass of water right now ☺