Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Mr. Deity and the Casting Call
This is funny stuff, shame not many Christians follow Mr. Deity on YouTube. Donate to Mr. Deity at mrdeity.com if you can.
Horse Bites Girl's Ear Off
Horse probably thought the ear was some lettuce...
Roy Mercer is the greatest prank caller ever.
Rand Paul Wins In Kentucky NOOOOO!!!!
It's been reported Yahoo News that Rand Paul won in Kentucy. Rand Paul is a scumbag, and I'm happy he won (more material for late-night comedy shows). Supposedly he won with a 10%+ lead. This doesn't surprise me, being that this is Kentucky we are talking about, and 40% of the people that voted for him probably thought they were voting for Ron Paul.
Anyways, congratulations Rand Paul—now you get your shot at getting rid of the health care bill and cutting taxes for the rich—just what Jesus would have wanted. You f#$!ing cack sack.
Anyways, congratulations Rand Paul—now you get your shot at getting rid of the health care bill and cutting taxes for the rich—just what Jesus would have wanted. You f#$!ing cack sack.
Annoyed By PETA? Protest By Becoming a Hunter! (plus the 'cleaner kill initiative')
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If you have been following my blog, you should know that PETA people annoy me. I was thinking: what would be the best way to protest the group? Then it came to me—I could run around killing wild animals in their natural habitat. It turns out you need a license to do this. So don't go around killing squirrels, unless you have a piece of paper/plastic that says you can. But it isn't just enough to kill wild animals using a gun/bow/trap, you must also make sure PETA people know about it. Take videos and put it on YouTube, take pictures and put it on Flickr, write about it on Blogger!
I know, this will have little impact, but at least you will have some meat, and will get to see a Petaihatethehumanrace person's face turn red in anger.
This post is dedicated to the hunters out there!..fighting heroically against animal rights. I know it sounds horrible to oppose animal-rights, but what about the right for humans to eat delicious food? You can take my KFC Double Down when you peel it from my cold, dead, chubby hands. A world without meat would not be good for anyone. Animals that were once used for their meat will be driven to extinction (most cannot survive in a non-human supported environment), and we would all have to eat nasty vegi-burgers and tofu...
I am willing to compromise on one point however. PETA claims that slaughter houses are inhumane. I will agree that in some cases, unnecessary suffering is caused. The least painful methods that are economical feasible should be used. So I propose that in all slaughter houses, samurai swords must be used instead (they are razor sharp, thus causing a cleaner, less painful death). I believe that if pain is the issue, PETA people will support the 'cleaner kill initiative'. Samurai swords may be a little too expensive for some low-budget slaughter houses to afford—so this is where PETA should step in and run some ads or something.
</rant>
If you have been following my blog, you should know that PETA people annoy me. I was thinking: what would be the best way to protest the group? Then it came to me—I could run around killing wild animals in their natural habitat. It turns out you need a license to do this. So don't go around killing squirrels, unless you have a piece of paper/plastic that says you can. But it isn't just enough to kill wild animals using a gun/bow/trap, you must also make sure PETA people know about it. Take videos and put it on YouTube, take pictures and put it on Flickr, write about it on Blogger!
I know, this will have little impact, but at least you will have some meat, and will get to see a Petaihatethehumanrace person's face turn red in anger.
This post is dedicated to the hunters out there!..fighting heroically against animal rights. I know it sounds horrible to oppose animal-rights, but what about the right for humans to eat delicious food? You can take my KFC Double Down when you peel it from my cold, dead, chubby hands. A world without meat would not be good for anyone. Animals that were once used for their meat will be driven to extinction (most cannot survive in a non-human supported environment), and we would all have to eat nasty vegi-burgers and tofu...
I am willing to compromise on one point however. PETA claims that slaughter houses are inhumane. I will agree that in some cases, unnecessary suffering is caused. The least painful methods that are economical feasible should be used. So I propose that in all slaughter houses, samurai swords must be used instead (they are razor sharp, thus causing a cleaner, less painful death). I believe that if pain is the issue, PETA people will support the 'cleaner kill initiative'. Samurai swords may be a little too expensive for some low-budget slaughter houses to afford—so this is where PETA should step in and run some ads or something.
</rant>
I Am Exercising My Right Not To Vote Today
I'm not voting today, I would rather not pick my poison. The Democrats are self-righteous PC Nazis that are careless with money, and Republicans would make Robin Hood cry (taking from the poor and giving to the rich gives them sh!t eating grins). Both parties are power-hungry groups, one stroking their egos, the other their wallets.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TEA PARTY??" Uhh...no thanks. The Tea Party is an incompetent political party made up of idiots and faith-heads (a lot of overlap) without a strong platform. The people that are voting Tea Party seem to have the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality. The reality is that the Tea Party is as much of a joke as is Sarah Palin. If you were allowed to travel back in time to kill Hitler when he was a baby would you do it? My point is: don't support the Tea Party because they are Hitler! On second thought, if you are going to vote, vote Tea Bagger...err Tea Party so late night comedy shows have more material.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TEA PARTY??" Uhh...no thanks. The Tea Party is an incompetent political party made up of idiots and faith-heads (a lot of overlap) without a strong platform. The people that are voting Tea Party seem to have the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality. The reality is that the Tea Party is as much of a joke as is Sarah Palin. If you were allowed to travel back in time to kill Hitler when he was a baby would you do it? My point is: don't support the Tea Party because they are Hitler! On second thought, if you are going to vote, vote Tea Bagger...err Tea Party so late night comedy shows have more material.
Monday, November 1, 2010
AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans
Yes, The Onion is a fake-news program.
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AA (alcoholics anonymous) is an organisation which has good intentions, but fails at having a positive impact in most cases (in my opinion). One of AA's biggest problems is that they see alcohol consumption as a black and white issue. The focus should be on teaching healthy-moderation along with exploring the reasons for the alcohol abuse among its members. To treat all of its members as if they have the same problem is only misleading people into believing that Alcoholism IS the problem instead of a symptom (misguiding people over the cause of their problems makes their problem even harder to deal with). Alcoholics are typically people who have deep-down problems (so 'deep' they may not even know what it is) that use alcohol as an escape.
AA are bad at what they do because they focus on treating a symptom of a problem instead of addressing the root-cause. The point here is that if the initial problem is dealt with, then the person will no longer drink to self-medicate—the former alcoholic will drink recreationally instead of as a piss-poor coping mechanism.
AA uses a fear-mongering religion along with a demonizing paranoia of alcohol to "cure" people of a symptom.
I'm not saying that people with alcohol problems should not seek help, however when dealing with behavioral/psycological problems, a psychologist and/or therapist should be used instead of a religiously-driven cult.
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