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If you have been following my blog, you should know that PETA people annoy me. I was thinking: what would be the best way to protest the group? Then it came to me—I could run around killing wild animals in their natural habitat. It turns out you need a license to do this. So don't go around killing squirrels, unless you have a piece of paper/plastic that says you can. But it isn't just enough to kill wild animals using a gun/bow/trap, you must also make sure PETA people know about it. Take videos and put it on YouTube, take pictures and put it on Flickr, write about it on Blogger!
I know, this will have little impact, but at least you will have some meat, and will get to see a Petaihatethehumanrace person's face turn red in anger.
This post is dedicated to the hunters out there!..fighting heroically against animal rights. I know it sounds horrible to oppose animal-rights, but what about the right for humans to eat delicious food? You can take my KFC Double Down when you peel it from my cold, dead, chubby hands. A world without meat would not be good for anyone. Animals that were once used for their meat will be driven to extinction (most cannot survive in a non-human supported environment), and we would all have to eat nasty vegi-burgers and tofu...
I am willing to compromise on one point however. PETA claims that slaughter houses are inhumane. I will agree that in some cases, unnecessary suffering is caused. The least painful methods that are economical feasible should be used. So I propose that in all slaughter houses, samurai swords must be used instead (they are razor sharp, thus causing a cleaner, less painful death). I believe that if pain is the issue, PETA people will support the 'cleaner kill initiative'. Samurai swords may be a little too expensive for some low-budget slaughter houses to afford—so this is where PETA should step in and run some ads or something.
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