'I Kissed a Girl' is of Satan!

Technically girl on girl sex is not a sin (the bible only refers to male homosexuality as a sin, as far as I know). I guess it's better to have our girls get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey than to be with a member of the same sex....the way Jesus would have wanted it. Why are so many Christians so worried about what others do with their junk? If God's creation was so perfect, then how can Christians claim being gay is wrong? How can they know? Maybe God wants some people to be gay (this is a joke..of course there is no God, and sexual-morality of relative)?