Real Men (part 1) Are Atheists

When I use the term 'Real men', I am referring to men that are both intelligent and mentally tough (while some lesbians are close to being real men, 'close' doesn't count here -- sorry women). I say that 'real men' practice atheism for the following reasons:

• Atheists don't need to be comforted by fairy tales to convince themselves life is worth living.
• Atheists don't need to believe in a fictional paradise after death in order to not fear death (or at least to not need false-consolation).
• Atheists don't believe in childish things like talking snakes and imaginary friends.
• Atheists are, as a whole, genuinely good (Christians, for example, behave like naughty-children around Christmas who would rape and pillage if they didn't believe in a god—or so they claim). 
• Atheists think for themselves and are able to come to rational conclusions about the world without worrying if an imaginary friend will be mad at them for thinking.
• Atheists take responsibility for their beliefs and actions, and don't use an imaginary being as a scapegoat (which seems cowardly). 

You may be asking yourself: "well, woman can be all of this....why can't they be considered real men?" If you think this, perhaps you should Google "male anatomy vs female anatomy". And also, no one cares about real woman, does the term even exist? I assume if it does it has something to do with expert sandwich making.

P.S.
Women have a gift for making amazing sandwiches, I don't understand why so many get insulted when I point this fact out. Their tiny, soft, clean hands work so much better for manipulating condiments and preparing meats.