ZOMG Justin Bieber Releasing Perfume

Apparently Justin Bieber is a homosexual (real men don't wear perfume or nail polish). Not that there is anything wrong with that....

There is a rumor spreading around the internet that Justin Bieber was caught in bed with a 30 year old black guy by his mother. Remember, this is only a rumor at the moment—even though this would be a surprise to no one. My source wishes to remain anonymous.